Starlings: God's Screensaver

Starlings are one of many species which exhibit swarm behavior.  In swarming species, emergent behaviors arise from relatively simple rules, like each starling adjusting to the average position and speed of the handful of birds around it.

Walgreens

I swear this is a real shelf in the local Walgreens.

IMPROV ACTIVITY: Act out a story that involves a thumb stabilizer, generic tampons, a candle with the image of Pope John Paul II, some discount lube, and dish soap. (Extra points if the story features these items in this order!)